What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

share office space ...

No go.

So they tried

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No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

No way

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